Teachers’ Day Special: Sunny Leone, Virat Kohli, Honey Singh – Top 10 celebs who would rock as teachers

No.9 Sunny Leone... Subject? Read to know! *wink*

Updated: September 5, 2014 6:54 PM IST

By Shikhar Jiwrajka

Teachers' Day Special: Sunny Leone, Virat Kohli, Honey Singh - Top 10 celebs who would rock as teachers

Teachers' Day Special: Sunny Leone, Virat Kohli, Honey Singh - Top 10 celebs who would rock as teachers

Teachers’ Day is celebrated on September 5 in India to mark the birth anniversary of Dr Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, a Bharat Ratna awardee. Radhakrishnan was the first Vice President of India and second President of India. It was Radhakrishnan’s belief that “Teachers should be the best minds in a country” and that is why Indians celebrate his birth anniversary as Teachers’ Day. People also worship the Hindu goddess of wisdom, knowledge and arts – Goddess Saraswati – on this day.

As India celebrates Teachers’ Day this year, we pick celebs across different platforms – like Sunny Leone, Rahul Gandhi, Yo Yo Honey Singh, Rakhi Sawant and Arvind Kejriwal – who would rock the classroom with their antics (and not their teaching skills) if given a chance. Be it science, music, sports, politics or whichever subject, we bring a list of famous personalities that would do justice to the ‘Teacher’ tag.

1. KRK (Kamaal R Khan) – Trolling

Call him a dumbass or a person who pokes his nose in matters which are not related to him, Kamal R Khan is the self-proclaimed Bollywood superstar who didn’t even spare comparing himself with Tamil superstar Rajinikanth. Imagine if KRK’s kicks and kisses on Twitter are brought in a real-life classroom, stupidity is all that children will learn!

2. Arvind Kejriwal – Staging dharnas or protests

How about a peace-loving Anna Hazare’s chaotic disciple Arvind Kejriwal teaching his students how to stage a dharna? Won’t it be cool if your teacher teaches you to stage a silent-and-dramatic-yet-chaotic protest when your parents aren’t buying you the latest smartphone in the market or not denying you pocket money? Fits the bill!

3. Rahul Gandhi – Physics teacher (Escape Velocity)

Rahul Gandhi would teach students Physics in a way that would even shame the likes of Albert Einstein and Peter Higgs. Read the amusing excerpt of Rahul Gandhi’s knowledge about Physics in one his public meetings – “Yahan Hindustan mein hamara jaat ka concept hai. Is mein bhi escape velocity hoti hai. Dalit community ko is dharti pe Jupiter ki escape velocity chahiye.” Now, who wouldn’t like our beloved Pappu as Physics teacher?

4. Digvijaya Singh – Political Science

Students yearning to study politics won’t mind Digvijaya Singh as their political guru. After all, the former Madhya Pradesh chief minister also happens to be Rahul Gandhi’s guru. Learning politics the Digvijaya way would be quite knowledgeable and an amusing subject for all aspiring students of the subject. They’ll at least learn how to blame the BJP-RSS nexus for all the mishaps. And may be something extra in the form of falling in love…again (smirk).

5. Yo Yo Honey Singh – Music

Learning music the Honey Singh way, sorry Yo Yo Honey Singh way, would do a world of good to children who love to dance and hum songs. Especially songs which have lyrics of vices such as daaru, dope, sharab, and party written all over it, in every song Honey Singh composes, will be just so awesome for the kids, no? (sarcasm). Get ready to hear your child entering home yelling “Issey kehte hain hip-hop, hip-hop!

6. Virat Kohli – Sports

It won’t be surprising if the students who wish to learn cricket or take ‘sportsmanship’ lessons, learns these trademark Kohli phrases, if-and-when the temperamental cricketer Virat Kohli would be their sports teacher – “@#$% ^&, %&^@#$&#%^, “$*&#@%**#, ^$^%(# $&%”!

7. Uday Chopra – Acting

Though Uday Chopra has announced his retirement acting in films, the Yash Chopra scion would be one of the best to teach acting to new age actors. Be it about his antics in the Dhoom series or his dancing skills, Uday Chopra as an acting teacher would sure be the best option! (sarcasm).

8. Rakhi Sawant – Dramatics

No one would be able to teach dramatics better than Rakhi Sawant. Starting from the episode of singer Mika Singh kissing her lips at his birthday party, there has been no stopping Rakhi Sawant and her innumerable dramas. If only Rakhi Sawant becomes the dramatics teacher, her students will surely leave the likes of Om Puri, Naseeruddin Shah and Anupam Kher behind and join her classes!

9. Sunny Leone – Yoga

Oh oh oh! This was coming. Sunny Leone and Yoga? This would surely take students’ engagement with Yoga to a whole new level! But as we all know it is Teachers’ Day and students got to learn the traditional way, we’ll keep pornstar Sunny Leone away for now!

10. Amit Shah – Business Organisation Management

And last but not the least, the Gujju Bhai Amit Shah. Who could be a better manager than him at the moment? Known for his shrewd organisational skills and leading the saffron party to a mammoth 73-seat win in Uttar Pradesh, Amit Shah fits the bill perfectly for teaching business organisation management. After all, ‘bijness is in blood of Gujaratis’.

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