7 reasons you shouldn’t watch Salman Khan’s Kick!

Since the past few years, on the eve of Eid, Salman Khan’s movies have been releasing before the sighting of moon. We know you must be wondering that will there be any single excuse to miss the most-hyped movie of Salman Khan, ‘Kick’. We will give you seven reasons why should you give this crappy-looking, over-the-top action-comedy a Kick!

1.  Yet another commercial movie by Salman Khan:

After the series of commercial and cliched masala  (Read: Trashy) entertainers like Dabangg, Dabangg 2, Bodyguard, Jai Ho, Salman Khan is back with another one to add some more crores to his revenue. His leave-your-brain-at-home sort of movies is the major reason for you to be at home instead with your brain intact (Pun definitely intended!)

2. Thanda Music:

Himesh Reshammiya‘s music was considered as the major USP of the film, but unfortunately he has let us down this time. The album was initiated with ‘Jumme Ki Raat’ hoping to be a chartbuster like Salman Khan’s previous hits. The number wasn’t received well by the audience. Each track released thereafter proved to be more shocking than the previous one. Hangover, Tu Hi Tu, and Yaar Na MIley, all songs failed to rule the chart.

3. Debutant Director- Sajid Nadiadwala

After proving his mettle in producing movies and writing scripts, Nadiadwala is trying his hand at Direction. When you produce and direct the same movie, either aspect of the movie-making process gets affected. Sajid has spent a huge chunk of money on the production. The film has to touch the mark of Rs. 175 crore to recover its production cost.

4. Not-So-Famous Jacqueline Fernandez

Doing a single film in a year, that too in a side role doesn’t makes you a Katrina Kaif or Deepika Padukone. After an average performance in Housefull 2 and Race 2, Jacqueline Fernandez is cast as the leading lady for this multi-million project. Deepika Padukone in Chennai Express and Katrina Kaif in Dhoom 3 were the major draws at the collection centres. Jacqueline Fernandez doesn’t have enough star power to do the same.

5. Exaggerated action sequences:

As seen in every alternate movie of Salman Khan, Kick’s action too looks over-the-top. Even after adding sizzling stunt performers like Tony Christian (Harry Potter fame) and Lee Milhamm (The Dark Knight Rises fame), the action is not at par with Dhoom 3. VFX are also not giving a ‘wow’ feel.

6. Salman Khan as a Super-Hero in a body-hugging suit (Eeeewww!)

He is not in his 20s!! The body-hugging suit only accentuates his ‘flablous’ shape. Sallu is trying really hard to mock Zoro with his lousy mask. It would be exhausting to see the 48-year-old trying to give us the ‘mature’ version of a desi-spidey!

7. Damp chemistry of the leading pair:

After amassing harsh criticism on pairing with Daisy Shah in Jai Ho, Salman Khan is repeating the same mistake with Jacqueline Fernandez in Kick. Salman Khan-Katrina Kaif would have done wonders for this movie. Salman and Jacqueline’s lukewarm chemistry is visible in the trailer and song promos which could work against the film.



  • buddha

    u motherfucker what do u think of u r self,u r nothing and nobody to tell u not to watch,we know this kick is salman khan movie and everybody gonna watch it

    • Sunny

      Such an asshole the writer is…Fuck you Umesh… sideways!

  • Salman

    This writer is such a idiot!! Before the release of the movie he is trying to bias the people…I guess he is one of those paid journalists who sell everything for money!! Bloody loser!! He thinks the public is stupid..Look at the comments below and have some shame Umesh Punwani!! Who paid you RSS or SRK?? ROFL!!

  • arjun

    What a shame….just coz you have pen in your hand doesn’t mean you write whatever you want……..these shows what a loser writer you are….

  • nr

    Shove that pen whole inside..which u use writing and scratching your bum…useless homo..shame on you u fatherless goat..

  • nr

    What I have written …dose it make any sense…same with your writing.. getting paid for no reason.. kick…..kick..kick…kick…..will kickkkkkkkkkk your whole family’s punwani ass…

  • sanjiv

    writer is idiot

  • Raaam

    Umesh dick-sucker!!!! Go n suck all da dickssss!!!

  • shantanu sirsath

    Who is this Umesh? Just for the sake of coming on website he’s writing anything and calls himself a write. Pity.

  • devil11

    Umesh Punwani is a jerk

  • subhasis

    mdarchod umesh ,,samne mila na gand me bamboo daldunga…

  • Shameem

    LOL!!! Couldn’t stop laughing after reading this shit. @Umesh: u should really check with a mental doctor. U seem to be suffering from depression :P

    • mohmedali

      You are absolutely Right Shameem

  • srinjoy ghosh

    Umesh I think you are a Shahrukkk Khan fan….anyways please don’t try to universalize ur opinion.

  • kiss

    Umesh Punwani is a jerk

  • dabang

    Actually what umesh said is not wrong at all in a way. Salman movies are entertaining but without any message. we all will watch his movies as we watch others but I am pretty sure I will not walk out with any message at the end of movie.

    • get ur kick

      tujhe film samajhme to aati hai kya dekh pehle, ja aur film ko samajh uske suspense ko samajh fir bol samajha na… stupid

  • namlasnahk

    I don’t know why such people are like this ,as the film is yet not released and comparing with others as all know salman is star due his style ,glamour and body and entertaining through this only and accepted the same by all .And there is no need to highlight every time.If you don’t like to watch it just leave it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/umesh.kherajani Umesh Kherajani

    India Tv this is just for the publicity guys. The reasons for which people will see the movie are listed in shouldn’t watch list. Incredible man..

  • jagjeevan

    Behnchod..wtf us wrong with u man..kick is goin to break all the records..u dumb shit writer, no one of us is goin to listen whatevr shit u say..bastard..

  • Sam

    Screw you.. Loser

  • shahbaz

    what a 3rd grade article 100% lagta hai salman ke haters ne likha hai because der ass has started to burn because all new will be done n all pervious wil be broken hahah!! i love when den ass burns dis way den our Emperor khan salman movies breaks all records do one thing take dis articles n fuck in ur ass 10 times

  • shahbaz

    100% people has abused n kick ass of dis umesh the so called ass hole writer which means dis arictle is a record breaking diaster of the decade congrates to umesh after getting so bashed by people n after dis kind of insult he should camit sucide so that he is never born again

  • Kick

    He is Salman’s back, so all fans get unmash back and kick his nonsense article!! Its fun!!

  • manesh

    Abey writer tere saath kia masla hai bhai? Kia salman ne teree maa ke saath wo kia hai jo tere baap ko kerna chaiye tha?yaa phir teree gaand men likhte waqt galti se keera chala gaya hoga!

  • Yuhaan Khan

    isko maar hi donga

  • Shael

    Fuck Off Writer- I Wont Say Anything To You
    Rather Than One This _||_ Ride On It You Asshole ;)

  • Indu

    Guys, just see media wale srk ki kitni chamchagiri karte hai aur salman khan ko neecha dikhane keep liye kis hadd tak gir sakte hai. Yeh saare harami alag alag newspapers mein aur websites par yahi kaam karte hai.

  • olena

    Would like facts and not rubbish articles such as urs

  • ismeth

    well ur 7 reasons have been put to shame the film is crossing 200cr n thr is nothing u could do abt it LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • umeshumeshumesh

    tssk tssk umesh… cater to the masses…. who gives a flying hoot about your opinion… oh you get paid to piece together this codswallop… never mind… hey btw the films done over 300crores all round… maybe you can write a piece about what you would act out to draw crowds….

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